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Crankage Games / Jul 13, 2017 / Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG, Strategy
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Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy RPG that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh! Play as Chael, the last Paladin of the Metal Order, as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag!
| Part | Your PC | MinimumNot sure |
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| CPU | Not set | Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz Can't tell |
| GPU | Not set | 1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode Can't tell |
| RAM | Not set | 512 MB RAM Can't tell |
Metal as Phuk and Chronicles of Quiver Dick are currently on sale for 50% off, OR you can pick up the ENTIRE bundle of comedy adventures for a VERY low price directly from this link! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/
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96% positive, 234 reviews
Metal as Phuk is an indie role-playing game that proudly embraces outrageous humor, heavy metal culture, and retro RPG design with absolutely no intention of appealing to mainstream tastes. Developed and published by Crankage Games, it delivers an adventure that mixes classic turn-based combat with an abundance of crude jokes, absurd situations, and over-the-top characters. Rather than presenting a serious fantasy...
2 found this helpful, 2026-07-11
A fun RPG-maker game. Your rewarded for exploring with extra experience and helpful items. The game does a good job of respecting your time and doesn't pad with filler. I was not able to get Fullscreen to work properly, so I had to use the Magnifier system in Windows to zoom in to get a Fullscreen. The game offers a fairly balanced difficulty, perhaps leaning more toward easy. You don't need to grind to progress, and...
0 found this helpful, 2025-12-24
Loved it! Remapping the movement keys to WASD made it much more enjoyable as well.
0 found this helpful, 2026-04-26
Extremely funny, kinda gives off an older style of humour you'd see in video games and old-school YT. The assets are stock and the game plays like every other RPG Maker game but the fun comes from the dialogue. For the prize of an expensive coffee at Timmies I'd say this it's a good deal. Also, like watching an old comedy movie from the 90s/early 2000s, (think Dude Where's my Car? or Harold & Kumar go to White...
1 found this helpful, 2025-09-29
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