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Rail Slave Games / Sep 12, 2014 / Adventure, Casual, Indie
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22% positive, 1,330 reviews
This game makes absolutely no sense. I was gifted this game as a prank to stream and I had no idea what I was doing. The first level looks like a cool galaga-esque space level where you're literally blasting up asteroids and collecting psalms- mind you while doing so, you have to watch for your fuel levels and ammunition and also avoid the giant space whales trying to destroy your ship. Then the second level becomes...
0 found this helpful, 2026-09-12
disgusting.
0 found this helpful, 2026-09-06
I don't really think I know words that do this sort of game justice. It feels like it must've been the project of some, specific, determined vision - but I just can't see it. I'm likely missing the point on this, and i doubt i'm alone in that, but man is this game strange. I gave it a good shot, finished it, but I'm still not entirely sure what was going on. At least it was short. Kind of.
1 found this helpful, 2026-05-25
It's a mashup of three incredibly nauseating, vomit-inducing mini-games and none of them are good, but because it's so bad I actually think it can be enjoyed ironically if you don't value your time at all.
3 found this helpful, 2026-05-29
Yea.... uhhhhh wow. What a game seriously I'm converted.
1 found this helpful, 2026-05-29
I don't know what to make of this?
12 found this helpful, 2026-04-06
I have played a lot of bad games in my life but none were so offensively bad that I felt like the creator was mocking me for owning it. Please do not buy this game ever for anyone including yourself. I got it for free but I still feel like I got ripped off. Please no. Even if someone had paid me money I would have felt like I got ripped off.
296 found this helpful, 2016-03-05
I have no idea what I am even playing. Is this even a game, or is it random madness? I assume there are multiple levels, but I can't even figure out what to do in the first level, which is a horrible asteroids type game where an anime girl (?) is ranting bible quotes at you. From reading some more the intent was to make a supposed old bad Bible game -- well, they succeeded absolutely.
291 found this helpful, 2014-10-18
Right, where to start with this game's review.. In all honesty, this is one of the worst games I have EVER played, and I played Gettysberg, Ride to Hell: Retribution and Afterfall Insanity. The soundtrack is awful, the gameplay is awful, the design (for a game like this - similar to Ikaruga) is awful, the controls function well so at least the developer got that right. Initially you are thrown into the most...
211 found this helpful, 2014-10-27
I bought this game just to see how bad it was. I mean, 'overwhelmingly negative' is not a rating I see very often. Here are my thoughts. Here's what you're getting into if you play it: • A dystopian space voyage through vaguely H.R. Giger-themed terrain. • A loop of 80's synth that will quickly begin to rot your soul. • Neon-colored, hard to read text with very amateurish voice acting. • A story of a nun on a...
261 found this helpful, 2015-08-06