Squishy the Suicidal Pig

Absolute kusoge. Platforming and physics are broken, unwieldy and frustrating, the game keeps insisting on gimmicks to break away from the suicide gimmick that go on to become the worst levels in the game. Horrible game design overall that hinges on "beat the dev's ghost racer" level of perfect execution and lots of elements of trial and error. 2nd boss is just an untested rng ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Apparently there was an...

0 found this helpful, 2026-04-19

This game made me suicidal 😊

0 found this helpful, 2026-06-02

The premise of this game is deceptively simplistic - killing your character couldn't be that hard, could it? Well, apparently it can be. Pros: +Beautiful game aesthetic (the screenshots are spot-on) +Increasingly difficult puzzles that make you feel nice and smart for solving them +Fresh concept +Tight controls +Elements of humour +Cards Cons: -No current resolution options (full-screen distorts play beyond what...

162 found this helpful, 2014-10-23

It's fun trying to kill yourself, but very hard when you have to stay alive. A few of the levels will piss you off after you spent a good while trying to do what seems is impossible, only to realize there was a much easier (and not so obvious) solution. Achievement hunters beware, earning these will be no walk in the park.

79 found this helpful, 2014-11-10

Things that I would have liked to know before purchasing the game: • There are currently no resolution options so you are either stuck playing in a small window or a blown up small window. The game automatically starts in the former (no option to start it in full screen). • There is no rebinding of controls for neither a controller or a keyboard. Ignoring these minor annoyances, the game is actually pretty fun and...

62 found this helpful, 2014-12-27