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Startreming Games / Dec 9, 2015 / Indie, Sports, Strategy
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CompareLocoSoccer is a fun, crazy physics-based soccer game where you must do a lot of goals to win cups and accesories for your team. Your objective is easy: win all cups with your goals. How awesome is that?
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Hello! After a long time, I did this small update. Right now, we're working on a new game, we'll publish more about it soon. - Removed camera option from Options' menu - Added glow effect for players that have spin mode activated. - Added option to disable the glow effect in the menu
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60% positive, 113 reviews
This game is about 2% of the quality of Fifa/PES titles. It's also 2% of the price. Have at it. LocoSoccer is a hilariously low-quality physics game. The enjoyment of it is in its simplicity and the stupidity that happens on most plays. For a buck, you can't go wrong but if you're really careful with your money and feel a dollar isn't worth the risk, look up the browser-based game Soccer Physics and give that a go...
36 found this helpful, 2016-07-11
GAME PROS: Incredibly cute graphics! Fun sounds, really liked them Controls are pretty decent Moving around on the soccer field feels normal/real The physics FEEL REAL Hilarious game! GAME CONS: The tutorial - WTF! The tutorial is EASILY harder than the game itself! Switching players. Oh, you'll see!!! I would say 9 yellow stars out of 10. BUY THIS NOW!
15 found this helpful, 2016-07-24
Almost every time reviewing a Unity engine game I have to say it's interface feels clunky & unresponsive, in this one they made that irritating quality a stepping stone of their gameplay - the whole process of 'soccer' is chaotic beyond measure, yet the AI is always more aware of the possible ball's trajectories than you could ever be. This is meant to achieve comedy effect, it succeeds for the first minutes... I...
10 found this helpful, 2016-11-21
Lowcoball, while mostly bugless, features comically low production quality and, as other reviews have said, a mostly random playtime environment. I think that if it came out 20 years ago it would be an arcadey cult classic, but in this stage of video game development it's not there at all. If you want to buy a derpy game for your child to play while you go do something, or if you want a funny game to show your...
22 found this helpful, 2015-12-10
The customization options are impressive but the gameplay itself is really lacking. It's more of a joke than an actual game. Normally I'd say that if they fix the glitches the game would be a lot better but I just dont think theres a foundation here for a great game.
18 found this helpful, 2015-12-10
It uses a solid concept, but the game is easily abusable if you push the AI around too much. It's good for a few minutes, but I wouldn't recommend it, honestly.
5 found this helpful, 2017-01-02
Controls & Training & Help Menu & Settings Sound & Music Graphics Game Design Game Story Game Content Time to complete feels ok? (or if the Game can be repeatedly played again) Enjoyable & Fun? Could hold spot in Favorites? BONUS point: Review for VR Stars received: 2.5/10 ___ Note: v.2 = personal impressions Game description key-points: pixel football Overview: If you`re a football fan and like pixels,...
1 found this helpful, 2021-01-09
Gaming is to be about fun. Not everything has to be so serious. The gameplay with this is a hoot. The art style has a goofy look but it suits this kind of game. Only thing that 100% has to be fixed is that when the ball goes out of bounds the clock needs to be stopped. Fix that please. Still even with this issue at the price it is at now, under a buck Canadian, it is worth it and hell it is worth more. I have...
0 found this helpful, 2025-12-23
LocoSoccer Classic is a quirky, physics-driven indie sports game developed by Startreming Games and published by TheGamePublisher.com. At first glance, it might seem like a straightforward soccer title, but it quickly becomes apparent that this is a game less concerned with realism and more with chaotic fun. Instead of trying to mimic the precision of professional football simulations, it embraces absurdity, offering...
0 found this helpful, 2025-11-06
This game isn't what I'd call objectively good or really good in any meaningful sense of the word. The controls aren't great, the AI is ridiculous, it has many bugs, and you'll spend most of your time just laughing at the hilarity that ensues. I actually had fun playing it for a bit, though. There's a core concept that with a polishing pass could be turned into something that's worth picking up. For the 49 cents I...
0 found this helpful, 2022-11-22