Genital Jousting

Free Lives / Jan 18, 2018 / Action, Indie

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Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.

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What's new

Genital Jousting Post Launch Patch

2018-05-18

We’ve been working hard on tightening up your favourite peen game, and today’s post-launch patch should hopefully give you a better experience. In this update: - MAC BUILD! - Press "x" to poop (when stomach is full) - Pressing Headbutt (fart) will now eject the contents of your anus in Story Mode - Date night dogs are less intense - Consuming a beehive will now cause you to ejaculate bees - Better saw blades - 28 Achievements that actually work! - Narration subtitles for Story Mode - Added Free Lives and Devolver logos to the game...finally…(sorry Devolver) - More decoration and polish in some Story Mode scenes - Numerous stability fixes to Story Mode - Fixed credits text

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What players say

Very Positive

92% positive, 6,314 reviews

Recommended3 hrs played

This unironically has a good story dealing with themes of toxic masculinity, personal accountability, and self growth. Other than that, there is nothing to do without multiple players, unless you want to use your controller and keyboard at once. The minigames seem decent if you have a friend who wants to play. Get especially if you like looking at long, slimy penises like me.

4 found this helpful, 2026-09-08

Recommended1 hrs played

Game very fun, sadly cannot play with only one hand, I tried.

2 found this helpful, 2026-09-14

Recommended1 hrs played

riveting social/political commentary

0 found this helpful, 2026-09-20

Recommended2 hrs played

Just play it you know you wanna if you're looking at the reviews

2 found this helpful, 2026-09-17

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